The Scallywag Gazette Is Online. The Golden Age of Boring News is Over.

Let’s face it: The news is broken.

Between the squabbles of empires and the strange dances of global affairs, it feels like we’re all navigating a ship without a compass.

Welcome to The Scallywag Gazette—your daily spyglass into the glorious absurdity of it all.

We’ve taken it upon ourselves to translate the dry, dreary headlines of the "civilized" world into the honest, jolly tongue of the high seas. Why? Because sometimes, the only way to see the truth behind the chaos is to laugh at it!

We aren’t here to gloom you out. We’re here to give you a daily dose of perspective—reminding everyone that while the world might be drifting into strange waters, we’re all in the same boat together.

What’s in the Hold?

🗺️ Daily Updates: Fresh chronicles of the world’s madness, delivered with a satirical pirate flair.

📜 The Weekly Dispatch: A free newsletter delivered straight to your inbox every week, summarizing the best of our plundered news.

💡 A Jolly Wake-Up Call: We use satire to highlight the nonsense of the world, making the "important" news a lot easier to digest (and a lot harder to take seriously).

Stop letting the news ruin your morning coffee. Come join the crew, have a laugh, and see the world for the magnificent circus it truly is.

Join the mutiny against the mundane: 👉 https://thescallywag.online

No Truth Left Untold.